Pinch Hit Update - One Outstanding
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ififitsificsThe following pinch hits are required for the If I Fits I Fics exchange. Please email ififitsifics@gmail.com or comment on this post to claim. All comments will be screened.
Pinch hits are due at the same time as assignments, on the 19th October.
Minimum 1000 words or 1 complete art piece.
Pinch Hits:
Pinch Hit 2 - 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest (Fic and art)
Pinch Hit 4 - Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV), Raffles - E. W. Hornung, Dragon Age (Video Games) (Fic and art)
Pinch Hit 6 - Dial M for Murder (1954), The Big Country (1958), To Catch a Thief (1955) (Fic)
Pinch Hit 7 - I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, Team Fortress 2, Gravity Falls, Deltarune (Video Game), Red Dwarf (UK TV) (Fic)
Request 1 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF
Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong & Cat Actor Who Played Da Qing (Guardian RPF), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, Characters getting together because a cat put them in a situation, cockblocked by a cat
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
Just them being THEM, all soft and tender (and sometimes bantery) with each other, that's it, that's the likes. ♡♡♡
Any rating from G to E is equally welcome, though the freeforms don't particularly lend themselves to higher ratings. :)
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ not actually unrequited love
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ attraction/crush confessions
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking (gentle but enthusiastic), thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ first time with each other
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related, violence-related or degradation-related kinks; restraints, leashes, hair-pulling, orgasm delay/denial
Ø noncon, dubcon
Ø hickeys or other intentional marks
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø physical illness/sickness/disability; focus on physical harm (exception: Zhu Yilong's rain scene, if it counts as harm; very minor injuries are okay)
Ø hurt no comfort, including emotional
Ø soulmates, soulmarks, soulbonds
Ø any characters under 18 having sex
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø polyamory
Ø setting-change AU (in the case of RPF, I just mean "they're not actors AU"; feel free to completely ignore homophobia inreal life 'the canon setting' - this kind of realism generally just makes me sad)
Ø characters having children/parenting/mpreg
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 2 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan & Da Qing (Guardian TV), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, cockblocked by a cat, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s)
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
Any rating from G to E is equally welcome.
I love Zhao Yunlan's facial hair and lollipops and oral fixation in general.
Ye Olde Haixing Era and modern setting are equally welcome for this request!
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking, thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general (but penetrative sex is nice too)
❥ anal fingering
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms, including unrealistically many orgasms and no refractory period
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø requested characters dying (as in canon or in any other way) or becoming permanently disabled
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related or degradation-related kinks; restraints, leashes
Ø noncon (dubcon where all characters would have consented anyway is okay)
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø any characters under 18 having sex
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap, different genitals than implied in canon
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø setting-change AU (but vaguely merging it with the novel universe is okay)
Ø characters having children/parenting (mpreg as kink is okay)
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 3 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
Shen Wei/Catperson!Zhao Yunlan (Guardian TV), Catperson!Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan (Guardian TV), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, playful biting, Catperson Claws Up Partner During Sex, the sex may be short but cats do it around a hundred times a day so there's that, Human Bites Cat!Person Partner's Neck To Hold Them Still During Mating, barbed penis enjoyable for bottom, barbed penis painful for bottom but in a good way, Catperson can lick their own asshole, barbed tongue
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
I'm assuming 'handwavy dark energy/Hallows stuff turned one of them into a catperson', but any explanation (or lack thereof!) is equally welcome! And obviously both of them are VERY into everything that's happening.
Kemonomimi-type catperson (entirely human shape + cat features) strongly preferred. :)
I love Zhao Yunlan's facial hair and lollipops and oral fixation in general. Blushing Shen Wei is wonderful.
Modern setting preferred for this request (rather than Ye Olde Haxing Era).
The freeforms definitely lend themselves to higher ratings, but any rating is welcome - go with what you're comfortable with!
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking, thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general (but penetrative sex is nice too)
❥ anal fingering
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms, including unrealistically many orgasms and no refractory period
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø requested characters dying (as in canon or in any other way) or becoming permanently disabled
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related or degradation-related kinks; restraints, leashes (violence-related kinks are welcome in general for this fandom, and the requested freeforms are welcome in particular! violent AND tender at the same is especially wonderful)
Ø noncon (dubcon where all characters would have consented anyway is okay)
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø any characters under 18 having sex
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap, different genitals than implied in canon
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø setting-change AU (but vaguely merging it with the novel universe is okay)
Ø characters having children/parenting (mpreg as kink is okay)
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 4 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian - priest
Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan & Da Qing (Guardian - priest), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, cockblocked by a cat, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s)
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
Any rating from G to E is equally welcome.
Favorite pet names (if you use pet names at all) - Ah-Lan, Ah-Wei, Xiao-Wei.
A more Bai-Yu-looking Zhao Yunlan would be very welcome in art, and feel free to give him facial hair in fic too. :)
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking, thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general (but penetrative sex is nice too)
❥ anal fingering
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms, including unrealistically many orgasms and no refractory period
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø requested characters dying (other than reincarnation shenanigans) or becoming permanently disabled
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related or degradation-related kinks (violence/blood-related kinks are welcome for this ship)
Ø noncon (dubcon where all characters would have consented anyway is okay)
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø any characters under 18 having sex (that includes young Wei in the primordial past, no matter what his literal age is as an immortal being; aged-up is okay)
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap, different genitals than implied in canon
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø setting-change AU (but vaguely merging it with the drama universe is okay)
Ø characters having children/parenting (mpreg as kink is okay and welcome)
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 1 by Galadriel1010 Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, Bonding through fostering kittens together, accidental kitten acquisition, Saving abandoned cat or kittens, Cat(s) Sitting on Character's Shoulders, Stray Cat has Kittens in Character's Home, cat is integral to solving a major court case, Office Cats, Any Relationship
DNW: Mention of serious injury to cats and kittens (a bit of TLC needed for a hurt paw or similar is totally acceptable). Injuries to eyes and feet of human characters. Character death.
Likes: Soft and comfortable relationships, teamwork, domestic vibes, cats and kittens doing annoying but adorable things. I am basically here for any of the human & cat interaction alternative tags but there are too many and they are too beautiful to make a choice.
Specific details: I love the family vibes of this show and the comfortable home they all found in Wardlow, and would also love to see cats and kittens making a home with Mac or Jack or Aunt P. Mac, especially, needs a cat to come home to to complain about Phryne. (She also needs a wife, and I am very much here for OCs)
Request 2 by Galadriel1010
Raffles - E. W. Hornung
fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, accidental kitten acquisition, Character can freely transform between cat form and human form, Cat is notorious local burglar of household items, Any Relationship
DNW: Mention of serious injury to cats and kittens (a bit of TLC needed for a hurt paw or similar is totally acceptable). Injuries to eyes and feet of human characters. Character death.
Likes: Soft and comfortable relationships, teamwork, domestic vibes, cats and kittens doing annoying but adorable things. I am basically here for any of the human & cat interaction alternative tags but there are too many and they are too beautiful to make a choice.
Specific details: For Raffles, I am 100% here for a Raffles who can transform into a cat for shenanigans. I think that would be hilarious and has huge potential for delightful mischief. Poor Bunny.
Request 3 by Galadriel1010
Dragon Age (Video Games)
Anders & Ser Pounce-a-Lot (Dragon Age), Anders & Justice & Ser Pounce-a-Lot (Dragon Age), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Cat Nurses Baby Animals Other Than Kittens, Character wins kitten in a poker game and decides to keep it, Elderly cat meets kitten and is not happy about this, Ghost cat leads person to abandoned kittens, Saving abandoned cat or kittens, Taking in a Stray Pregnant Cat and Keeping Her and Her Kittens
DNW: Mention of serious injury to cats and kittens (a bit of TLC needed for a hurt paw or similar is totally acceptable). Injuries to eyes and feet of human characters. Character death.
Likes: Soft and comfortable relationships, teamwork, domestic vibes, cats and kittens doing annoying but adorable things. I am basically here for any of the human & cat interaction alternative tags but there are too many and they are too beautiful to make a choice.
Specific details: I love Anders and Pounce-A-Lot. They both deserve a gentle retirement somewhere far away from war and hurt.
Request 1 by ifiwereabell
Dial M for Murder (1954)
Mark Halliday/Margot Mary Wendice & Cat (Dial M for Murder), fanfiction - Character, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Cat Comforts Human After Nightmare, Cat Comforts Character with Trauma, Cat is Protective of Pregnant Human, Cat Obsessed With Pregnant Person's Bump, Cat Offers Comfort to Sad Human, Cat Thinks Parents are Starving Baby; Brings Baby Food; Parents Upset About This for Unknown Reason, Character Hears Cat Purr for First Time, Fastburn Baby-Cat Relationship in which Parents Cannot Keep Cat Out of the Nursery, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s), Lazy Day with a Cat, Stray Cat Needs Help, The Universal Law of Not Moving When A Cat is Asleep on You, Black Cats Are Good Luck Actually, Siamese cats talk/meow a lot, Cosy cat curled up in front of the fire on a winter's night, New House/Apartment Comes with Surprise Cat(s), Slowburn Baby-Cat Relationship in which Cat is Wary of This Tiny Human, Cat Just Shows Up And Insists It's Part Of Character's Life Now; Character Has No Say In The Matter, Cat meet Christmas tree
DNWs:
PWP
Crossovers
Polyamory
First/second POV
Non-canon character death
Unrequested noncon/dubcon
Extreme violence/nontypical canon violence
Supernatural and setting change AUs
A/B/O
Anything extremely kinky, I’m a very vanilla person
Unrequested gender swapping
WANTS
Character introspection
Missing scenes
Hurt/Comfort
Earned happy endings
Character A comforting/reacting to Character B having nightmares
Backstory
Characters dealing with trauma and how it affects their relationship(s)
Engagements/marriages
Pregnancy/kid fic
Literally anything domestic. Bonus if the angst of things they went through still hangs over them!
Smut if it’s built up to
For want of a nail/butterfly effect AUs where one small change has a ripple effect in the plot*
Five times they x, one time they didn't x style fic
Taylor Swift music/lyric references if you're inclined (sorry)
Treats adored!
My favorite movie :D I'd love something about Mark and Margot adopting a cat together, maybe something Mark gets her to help cope with everything she's been through? One that really becomes part of the family including whenever they're married and have kids? Not picky on breed/gender/color OR there being more than one cat.
Request 2 by ifiwereabell
The Big Country (1958)
James McKay/Julie Maragon & Cat (The Big Country), fanfiction - Character, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Cat is Protective of Pregnant Human, Cat Obsessed With Pregnant Person's Bump, Cat Thinks Parents are Starving Baby; Brings Baby Food; Parents Upset About This for Unknown Reason, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s), Stray Cat Needs Help, Slowburn Baby-Cat Relationship in which Cat is Wary of This Tiny Human, Cosy cat curled up in front of the fire on a winter's night, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Lazy Day with a Cat, Cats In Laps, Black Cats Are Good Luck Actually, Stray Cat has Kittens in Character's Home, Cats Living at Character's Workplace, Cats Living at Character's School, Cat sleeps curled up with or on top of a larger animal, Character Hears Cat Purr for First Time, Cat(s) Licking Character's Face and/or Hair, Cat Cuddle Pile, Cat Just Shows Up And Insists It's Part Of Character's Life Now; Character Has No Say In The Matter
DNWs:
PWP
Crossovers
Polyamory
First/second POV
Non-canon character death
Unrequested noncon/dubcon
Extreme violence/nontypical canon violence
Supernatural and setting change AUs
A/B/O
Anything extremely kinky, I’m a very vanilla person
Unrequested gender swapping
WANTS
Character introspection
Missing scenes
Hurt/Comfort
Earned happy endings
Character A comforting/reacting to Character B having nightmares
Backstory
Characters dealing with trauma and how it affects their relationship(s)
Engagements/marriages
Pregnancy/kid fic
Literally anything domestic. Bonus if the angst of things they went through still hangs over them!
Smut if it’s built up to
For want of a nail/butterfly effect AUs where one small change has a ripple effect in the plot*
Five times they x, one time they didn't x style fic
Taylor Swift music/lyric references if you're inclined (sorry)
Treats adored!
Another favorite film! Maybe it's a barn cat at the ranch, something they find in town, or if Jim moves back East and takes Julie with him, something they find in their new home? Not picky about breed/color/gender of cat OR how many you decide to use.
Request 3 by ifiwereabell
To Catch a Thief (1955)
John Robie/Frances Stevens & Cat (To Catch a Thief), fanfiction - Character, Black Cats Are Good Luck Actually, Cat Cuddle Pile, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Booping the Snoot, Cat gets into something it should not, Cat is Protective of Pregnant Human, Lazy Day with a Cat, Stray Cat has Kittens in Character's Home, Cat loves its grapes, Cosy cat curled up in front of the fire on a winter's night, Cats In Laps, Cat Just Shows Up And Insists It's Part Of Character's Life Now; Character Has No Say In The Matter, Cat outside the window cannot get back in and is very distressed, Cat Obsessed With Pregnant Person's Bump, Cat is notorious local burglar of household items, Cat meet Christmas tree, Cats Unexpectedly Manage to Protect Their Human from Bad Guy, Cat Thinks Parents are Starving Baby; Brings Baby Food; Parents Upset About This for Unknown Reason, Used to be the character's chair but now it belongs to the cat, Saving abandoned cat or kittens
DNWs:
PWP
Crossovers
Polyamory
First/second POV
Non-canon character death
Unrequested noncon/dubcon
Extreme violence/nontypical canon violence
Supernatural and setting change AUs
A/B/O
Anything extremely kinky, I’m a very vanilla person
Unrequested gender swapping
WANTS
Character introspection
Missing scenes
Hurt/Comfort
Earned happy endings
Character A comforting/reacting to Character B having nightmares
Backstory
Characters dealing with trauma and how it affects their relationship(s)
Engagements/marriages
Pregnancy/kid fic
Literally anything domestic. Bonus if the angst of things they went through still hangs over them!
Smut if it’s built up to
For want of a nail/butterfly effect AUs where one small change has a ripple effect in the plot*
Five times they x, one time they didn't x style fic
Taylor Swift music/lyric references if you're inclined (sorry)
Treats adored!
John has his sort of pet black cat that seems to come and go from the villa; how does it react to Francie and her mom moving in? Maybe they find or adopt another cat themselves. Not picky about breed/color/gender OR how many cats you decide to write about.
Request 1 by Kaz3313
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
Cat!AM & Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Cat!AM & Ellen/Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Cat!AM & Ellen (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), fanfiction - Character, "My cat hates new people." Cat immediately warms up to new person, advanced AI takes the form of a cat, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, cat wakes up their human at 3am every day, Character tries hard to impress cat and cat is having none of it, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Human is cat's scratching post, Outgoing Person and Their Grumpy Cat, Transformed Character Didn't Expect to Enjoy Being Stroked, Your Cat Is An Asshole, Winning Over Partner's Cat, Rehabilitating a Feral Cat
I'd LOVE Cat AM! I just find an AU where he was always a Cat is so amusing to me. Is he Ellen or Ted's cat (or a stray that has invited himself in?). How did they get him? Why is this cat so mean? He doesn't seem to like people- but he won't leave either of those two.
I also have some ai/transformed tags- if you'd like have AM be the allied mastercomputer... but then he chooses the cat life instead of destroying all of humanity. He has a body... so is he content?
I just find AM!Cat very amusing!
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person
Request 2 by Kaz3313
Team Fortress 2
Spy & Cat (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Spy & Cat (Team Fortress 2), Scout & Scout's Children & Cat (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/CatPerson!Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier & Cat (Team Fortress 2), CatPerson!Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), fanfiction - Character, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, Cat person biting others, Cat person hiding under bed, Catperson Kneading After Orgasm, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Gifting Someone Lonely/Depressed with a Cat, Purring to Self-Soothe, Team Fortress 2 - Mercenary Team Accidentally Adopts a Cat, Your Cat Is An Asshole
The Tf2 freeform tag wasn't added by me- But I thank whoever nominated that one! I'd love any 'this is the base cat' fics! I have specific ships I'd love to see 'share' the cat But anyone interaction with the cat would be lovely!
Scout & Scout-Lings having a cat would be very cute. Scout teaches them responsibility! I also think the free kittens box paired with this relation would be quite cute/funny
Cat!Person Pyro: I love any Pyro is a Creature fics! So them revealed as a Cat person would be wonderful!
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person, Pyro using singular she or he pronouns (she/he, they/them, neoprnouns, or any combination of pronouns are welcome!)
Request 3 by Kaz3313
Gravity Falls
Solo: CatPerson!Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls), Solo: Cat!Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls), Ford Pines/Stan Pines & Cat (Gravity Falls), CatPerson!Bill Cipher/Stan Pines (Gravity Falls), CatPerson!Bill Cipher/Ford Pines (Gravity Falls), Cat!Bill Cipher & Stan Pines (Gravity Falls), Cat!Bill Cipher & Ford Pines (Gravity Falls), fanfiction - Character, Accidentally Summoning a Cat Demon, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat character pretending to be a normal cat is more physically affectionate than they are as a human, Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, cat is secretly the most powerful entity in the universe, Catperson Kneading After Orgasm, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Purring to Self-Soothe, Transformation – adjusting to being a cat/catperson, Transformed Character Didn't Expect to Enjoy Being Stroked, Your Cat Is An Asshole, Cat's pov
I have lots of thoughts on various Cat Bill.
'human' can be used to mean inter-dimensional dream demon for tags!
Cat Bill: This can be a cursed/reincarnated Bill Cipher cat! Him having his memories but now is just a cute mostly-harmless cat would be lovely. He can be flustered by this... but he learns to love his new cat-life. Or, maybe in an AU where he always was just a little cat... (is he still evil? Or only Cat-mischief Evil? Up to you!)
(Not tagged- but if you want to lean into Cat-Shifter Bill that's very welcome as well! I'm not picky if he tricks people in a Cat-Form!)
Cat Person: A lot of people toy with ideas of a 'human-bill' so what about a cat person bill? He can always be a person OR this can be a new development. His ships with Stan and Ford can be combined to make a poly ship!
Stan/Ford & Cat: This can very well be Cat!Bill BUT just as well can be their own lovely cat. I would love a strange/weird cat. A cat that they pick up on their post-canon travels that just isn't quite right!
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person*
*Cat!Bill who's been reincarnated having a crush on Ford due to lingering memories of the past is Okay!
Request 4 by Kaz3313
Deltarune (Video Game)
Cat Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike/Small Mike (Deltarune), Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna & Cat (Deltarune), Noelle Holiday & Kris & Susie & Cat (Deltarune), Noelle Holiday & Cat!Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune), Kris & Cat!Tenna (Deltarune), fanfiction - Character, accidental kitten acquisition, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat interrupts live TV interview, Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, Cat meet Christmas tree, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, my parents said they'll let me keep the cat if i ace this test so please help math make sense, Your Cat Is An Asshole, Cat person biting others, Cat person being shy, Cat person stuck in tree, Cat person blushing, Congratulations! You're Having Kittens!
Noelle & Kris & Susie (& Cat!): I'd love to see these three adopting a cat together (between the three it can be shippy or platonic! Im okay with both!) Do they bring them between their houses? Are they hiding them at the school? (Does the cat follow them into the dark worlds and has adventures with them!). Id find it all very fun/cute!
Kris & Cat!Tenna + Noelle & Cat!Spamton: Feel free to ship the Spamtenna Cats,, I've seen a bit of fanart with both these ideas and I think a fic would be so sweet?! Playdates? Noelle pampering her trash cat while Kris picks up Cat!Tenna totally wrong but he'd never scratch them. I think them as children would be cute but Teen/Tween Kris and Noelle is good!
Tenna/Spamton & Cat: I love couples adopting cats,, is it a studio cat? Does it follow them around? What kind of shenanigans does it get into? Does the cat have... more cats! All cat things are welcome
Cat Mike, Cowboy Hat Mike, Small Mike: One of them is a cat!person (well! basically a cat!person). I find this trio very endearing- especially as a polycule-. I also find 'Cat Mike' wearing his costume even when the others aren't/when their "not the Mikes" to be very very cute.
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person, Kris using other pronouns then they/them
Request 5 by Kaz3313
Red Dwarf (UK TV)
The Cat & Kryten (Red Dwarf), The Cat/Kryten (Red Dwarf), The Cat & Dave Lister (Red Dwarf), The Cat & Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf), The Cat/Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf), The Cat/Dave Lister (Red Dwarf), fanfiction - Character, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat coughs up unexpected object(s), Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, Cat person biting others, Cat person hiding under bed, Catperson building nest for human partner/family member; very determined to make it perfect, Catperson Kneading After Orgasm, Purring to Self-Soothe
The Cat himself! I'd love any fic with his dynamics with the others- platonic and romantic/sexual welcome! I really love the canon humor of the show- but feel free to make something fluffy (or angsty!)
I think the kneading tag is especially great for ships <3
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14), Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person
Pinch hits are due at the same time as assignments, on the 19th October.
Minimum 1000 words or 1 complete art piece.
Pinch Hits:
Pinch Hit 7 - I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, Team Fortress 2, Gravity Falls, Deltarune (Video Game), Red Dwarf (UK TV) (Fic)
Request 1 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF
Bai Yu/Zhu Yilong & Cat Actor Who Played Da Qing (Guardian RPF), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, Characters getting together because a cat put them in a situation, cockblocked by a cat
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
Just them being THEM, all soft and tender (and sometimes bantery) with each other, that's it, that's the likes. ♡♡♡
Any rating from G to E is equally welcome, though the freeforms don't particularly lend themselves to higher ratings. :)
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ not actually unrequited love
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ attraction/crush confessions
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking (gentle but enthusiastic), thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ first time with each other
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related, violence-related or degradation-related kinks; restraints, leashes, hair-pulling, orgasm delay/denial
Ø noncon, dubcon
Ø hickeys or other intentional marks
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø physical illness/sickness/disability; focus on physical harm (exception: Zhu Yilong's rain scene, if it counts as harm; very minor injuries are okay)
Ø hurt no comfort, including emotional
Ø soulmates, soulmarks, soulbonds
Ø any characters under 18 having sex
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø polyamory
Ø setting-change AU (in the case of RPF, I just mean "they're not actors AU"; feel free to completely ignore homophobia in
Ø characters having children/parenting/mpreg
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 2 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan & Da Qing (Guardian TV), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, cockblocked by a cat, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s)
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
Any rating from G to E is equally welcome.
I love Zhao Yunlan's facial hair and lollipops and oral fixation in general.
Ye Olde Haixing Era and modern setting are equally welcome for this request!
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking, thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general (but penetrative sex is nice too)
❥ anal fingering
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms, including unrealistically many orgasms and no refractory period
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø requested characters dying (as in canon or in any other way) or becoming permanently disabled
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related or degradation-related kinks; restraints, leashes
Ø noncon (dubcon where all characters would have consented anyway is okay)
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø any characters under 18 having sex
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap, different genitals than implied in canon
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø setting-change AU (but vaguely merging it with the novel universe is okay)
Ø characters having children/parenting (mpreg as kink is okay)
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 3 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
Shen Wei/Catperson!Zhao Yunlan (Guardian TV), Catperson!Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan (Guardian TV), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, playful biting, Catperson Claws Up Partner During Sex, the sex may be short but cats do it around a hundred times a day so there's that, Human Bites Cat!Person Partner's Neck To Hold Them Still During Mating, barbed penis enjoyable for bottom, barbed penis painful for bottom but in a good way, Catperson can lick their own asshole, barbed tongue
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
I'm assuming 'handwavy dark energy/Hallows stuff turned one of them into a catperson', but any explanation (or lack thereof!) is equally welcome! And obviously both of them are VERY into everything that's happening.
Kemonomimi-type catperson (entirely human shape + cat features) strongly preferred. :)
I love Zhao Yunlan's facial hair and lollipops and oral fixation in general. Blushing Shen Wei is wonderful.
Modern setting preferred for this request (rather than Ye Olde Haxing Era).
The freeforms definitely lend themselves to higher ratings, but any rating is welcome - go with what you're comfortable with!
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking, thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general (but penetrative sex is nice too)
❥ anal fingering
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms, including unrealistically many orgasms and no refractory period
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø requested characters dying (as in canon or in any other way) or becoming permanently disabled
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related or degradation-related kinks; restraints, leashes (violence-related kinks are welcome in general for this fandom, and the requested freeforms are welcome in particular! violent AND tender at the same is especially wonderful)
Ø noncon (dubcon where all characters would have consented anyway is okay)
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø any characters under 18 having sex
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap, different genitals than implied in canon
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø setting-change AU (but vaguely merging it with the novel universe is okay)
Ø characters having children/parenting (mpreg as kink is okay)
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 4 by facethestrange
镇魂 | Guardian - priest
Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan & Da Qing (Guardian - priest), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, cockblocked by a cat, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s)
Extra treats are always welcome! :)
(Optional details are different between requests. DNWs from other requests can and should be totally ignored.)
Fandom-specific and exchange-specific likes:
Any idea you have for this is fantastic and exciting and I want to see it! :D
Any rating from G to E is equally welcome.
Favorite pet names (if you use pet names at all) - Ah-Lan, Ah-Wei, Xiao-Wei.
A more Bai-Yu-looking Zhao Yunlan would be very welcome in art, and feel free to give him facial hair in fic too. :)
I don't have favorite art styles - your style is exactly what I want to see. :)
General likes (sfw, but all of them also apply to smut):
❥ take a canon scene and make is spicier
❥ kissing literally anywhere
❥ first gentle touches, first kiss with each other
❥ pining, longing and crushes
❥ strong physical/aesthetic attraction, especially with focus on details like fingers, smile lines, hair
❥ oral fixation
❥ tenderness, gentleness, affection, softness
❥ bantering (and tenderness at the same time)
❥ urgency, desperation, want, awe, reverence
General likes (smutty):
❥ finger licking/sucking, thumb on lips, wrist sucking, anything to do with hands + mouth in general
❥ kissing literally anywhere, E-rated and G-rated places equally
❥ clothed sex, partially clothed sex
❥ hand jobs, including through clothes
❥ m/m oral sex, including through clothes
❥ facial hair enhancing oral sex
❥ m/m comeplay, come eating
❥ dry humping, frottage, grinding of any kind, clothed or not
❥ non-penetrative sex in general (but penetrative sex is nice too)
❥ anal fingering
❥ coming early (not considered premature by the characters), multiple orgasms, including unrealistically many orgasms and no refractory period
❥ coming untouched
❥ coming in pants
❥ dirty talk (tender but explicit)
❥ pwp
DNW (do not want):
Ø requested characters dying (other than reincarnation shenanigans) or becoming permanently disabled
Ø BDSM and other power-dynamics-related or degradation-related kinks (violence/blood-related kinks are welcome for this ship)
Ø noncon (dubcon where all characters would have consented anyway is okay)
Ø the phrase "good boy/girl"
Ø any characters under 18 having sex (that includes young Wei in the primordial past, no matter what his literal age is as an immortal being; aged-up is okay)
Ø actual cats (not catpeople) having sex
Ø any harm to actual cats (not catpeople)
Ø genderswap/sexswap, different genitals than implied in canon
Ø aromantic, asexual or agender headcanons
Ø setting-change AU (but vaguely merging it with the drama universe is okay)
Ø characters having children/parenting (mpreg as kink is okay and welcome)
Ø pride flags in art
Ø intentional ahegao-like expressions in art (don't worry about accidental similarities)
Request 1 by Galadriel1010 Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, Bonding through fostering kittens together, accidental kitten acquisition, Saving abandoned cat or kittens, Cat(s) Sitting on Character's Shoulders, Stray Cat has Kittens in Character's Home, cat is integral to solving a major court case, Office Cats, Any Relationship
DNW: Mention of serious injury to cats and kittens (a bit of TLC needed for a hurt paw or similar is totally acceptable). Injuries to eyes and feet of human characters. Character death.
Likes: Soft and comfortable relationships, teamwork, domestic vibes, cats and kittens doing annoying but adorable things. I am basically here for any of the human & cat interaction alternative tags but there are too many and they are too beautiful to make a choice.
Specific details: I love the family vibes of this show and the comfortable home they all found in Wardlow, and would also love to see cats and kittens making a home with Mac or Jack or Aunt P. Mac, especially, needs a cat to come home to to complain about Phryne. (She also needs a wife, and I am very much here for OCs)
Request 2 by Galadriel1010
Raffles - E. W. Hornung
fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, accidental kitten acquisition, Character can freely transform between cat form and human form, Cat is notorious local burglar of household items, Any Relationship
DNW: Mention of serious injury to cats and kittens (a bit of TLC needed for a hurt paw or similar is totally acceptable). Injuries to eyes and feet of human characters. Character death.
Likes: Soft and comfortable relationships, teamwork, domestic vibes, cats and kittens doing annoying but adorable things. I am basically here for any of the human & cat interaction alternative tags but there are too many and they are too beautiful to make a choice.
Specific details: For Raffles, I am 100% here for a Raffles who can transform into a cat for shenanigans. I think that would be hilarious and has huge potential for delightful mischief. Poor Bunny.
Request 3 by Galadriel1010
Dragon Age (Video Games)
Anders & Ser Pounce-a-Lot (Dragon Age), Anders & Justice & Ser Pounce-a-Lot (Dragon Age), fanart - Character, fanfiction - Character, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Cat Nurses Baby Animals Other Than Kittens, Character wins kitten in a poker game and decides to keep it, Elderly cat meets kitten and is not happy about this, Ghost cat leads person to abandoned kittens, Saving abandoned cat or kittens, Taking in a Stray Pregnant Cat and Keeping Her and Her Kittens
DNW: Mention of serious injury to cats and kittens (a bit of TLC needed for a hurt paw or similar is totally acceptable). Injuries to eyes and feet of human characters. Character death.
Likes: Soft and comfortable relationships, teamwork, domestic vibes, cats and kittens doing annoying but adorable things. I am basically here for any of the human & cat interaction alternative tags but there are too many and they are too beautiful to make a choice.
Specific details: I love Anders and Pounce-A-Lot. They both deserve a gentle retirement somewhere far away from war and hurt.
Request 1 by ifiwereabell
Dial M for Murder (1954)
Mark Halliday/Margot Mary Wendice & Cat (Dial M for Murder), fanfiction - Character, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Cat Comforts Human After Nightmare, Cat Comforts Character with Trauma, Cat is Protective of Pregnant Human, Cat Obsessed With Pregnant Person's Bump, Cat Offers Comfort to Sad Human, Cat Thinks Parents are Starving Baby; Brings Baby Food; Parents Upset About This for Unknown Reason, Character Hears Cat Purr for First Time, Fastburn Baby-Cat Relationship in which Parents Cannot Keep Cat Out of the Nursery, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s), Lazy Day with a Cat, Stray Cat Needs Help, The Universal Law of Not Moving When A Cat is Asleep on You, Black Cats Are Good Luck Actually, Siamese cats talk/meow a lot, Cosy cat curled up in front of the fire on a winter's night, New House/Apartment Comes with Surprise Cat(s), Slowburn Baby-Cat Relationship in which Cat is Wary of This Tiny Human, Cat Just Shows Up And Insists It's Part Of Character's Life Now; Character Has No Say In The Matter, Cat meet Christmas tree
DNWs:
PWP
Crossovers
Polyamory
First/second POV
Non-canon character death
Unrequested noncon/dubcon
Extreme violence/nontypical canon violence
Supernatural and setting change AUs
A/B/O
Anything extremely kinky, I’m a very vanilla person
Unrequested gender swapping
WANTS
Character introspection
Missing scenes
Hurt/Comfort
Earned happy endings
Character A comforting/reacting to Character B having nightmares
Backstory
Characters dealing with trauma and how it affects their relationship(s)
Engagements/marriages
Pregnancy/kid fic
Literally anything domestic. Bonus if the angst of things they went through still hangs over them!
Smut if it’s built up to
For want of a nail/butterfly effect AUs where one small change has a ripple effect in the plot*
Five times they x, one time they didn't x style fic
Taylor Swift music/lyric references if you're inclined (sorry)
Treats adored!
My favorite movie :D I'd love something about Mark and Margot adopting a cat together, maybe something Mark gets her to help cope with everything she's been through? One that really becomes part of the family including whenever they're married and have kids? Not picky on breed/gender/color OR there being more than one cat.
Request 2 by ifiwereabell
The Big Country (1958)
James McKay/Julie Maragon & Cat (The Big Country), fanfiction - Character, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Cat is Protective of Pregnant Human, Cat Obsessed With Pregnant Person's Bump, Cat Thinks Parents are Starving Baby; Brings Baby Food; Parents Upset About This for Unknown Reason, Domestic Fluff with Cat(s), Stray Cat Needs Help, Slowburn Baby-Cat Relationship in which Cat is Wary of This Tiny Human, Cosy cat curled up in front of the fire on a winter's night, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Lazy Day with a Cat, Cats In Laps, Black Cats Are Good Luck Actually, Stray Cat has Kittens in Character's Home, Cats Living at Character's Workplace, Cats Living at Character's School, Cat sleeps curled up with or on top of a larger animal, Character Hears Cat Purr for First Time, Cat(s) Licking Character's Face and/or Hair, Cat Cuddle Pile, Cat Just Shows Up And Insists It's Part Of Character's Life Now; Character Has No Say In The Matter
DNWs:
PWP
Crossovers
Polyamory
First/second POV
Non-canon character death
Unrequested noncon/dubcon
Extreme violence/nontypical canon violence
Supernatural and setting change AUs
A/B/O
Anything extremely kinky, I’m a very vanilla person
Unrequested gender swapping
WANTS
Character introspection
Missing scenes
Hurt/Comfort
Earned happy endings
Character A comforting/reacting to Character B having nightmares
Backstory
Characters dealing with trauma and how it affects their relationship(s)
Engagements/marriages
Pregnancy/kid fic
Literally anything domestic. Bonus if the angst of things they went through still hangs over them!
Smut if it’s built up to
For want of a nail/butterfly effect AUs where one small change has a ripple effect in the plot*
Five times they x, one time they didn't x style fic
Taylor Swift music/lyric references if you're inclined (sorry)
Treats adored!
Another favorite film! Maybe it's a barn cat at the ranch, something they find in town, or if Jim moves back East and takes Julie with him, something they find in their new home? Not picky about breed/color/gender of cat OR how many you decide to use.
Request 3 by ifiwereabell
To Catch a Thief (1955)
John Robie/Frances Stevens & Cat (To Catch a Thief), fanfiction - Character, Black Cats Are Good Luck Actually, Cat Cuddle Pile, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Booping the Snoot, Cat gets into something it should not, Cat is Protective of Pregnant Human, Lazy Day with a Cat, Stray Cat has Kittens in Character's Home, Cat loves its grapes, Cosy cat curled up in front of the fire on a winter's night, Cats In Laps, Cat Just Shows Up And Insists It's Part Of Character's Life Now; Character Has No Say In The Matter, Cat outside the window cannot get back in and is very distressed, Cat Obsessed With Pregnant Person's Bump, Cat is notorious local burglar of household items, Cat meet Christmas tree, Cats Unexpectedly Manage to Protect Their Human from Bad Guy, Cat Thinks Parents are Starving Baby; Brings Baby Food; Parents Upset About This for Unknown Reason, Used to be the character's chair but now it belongs to the cat, Saving abandoned cat or kittens
DNWs:
PWP
Crossovers
Polyamory
First/second POV
Non-canon character death
Unrequested noncon/dubcon
Extreme violence/nontypical canon violence
Supernatural and setting change AUs
A/B/O
Anything extremely kinky, I’m a very vanilla person
Unrequested gender swapping
WANTS
Character introspection
Missing scenes
Hurt/Comfort
Earned happy endings
Character A comforting/reacting to Character B having nightmares
Backstory
Characters dealing with trauma and how it affects their relationship(s)
Engagements/marriages
Pregnancy/kid fic
Literally anything domestic. Bonus if the angst of things they went through still hangs over them!
Smut if it’s built up to
For want of a nail/butterfly effect AUs where one small change has a ripple effect in the plot*
Five times they x, one time they didn't x style fic
Taylor Swift music/lyric references if you're inclined (sorry)
Treats adored!
John has his sort of pet black cat that seems to come and go from the villa; how does it react to Francie and her mom moving in? Maybe they find or adopt another cat themselves. Not picky about breed/color/gender OR how many cats you decide to write about.
Request 1 by Kaz3313
I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
Cat!AM & Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Cat!AM & Ellen/Ted (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), Cat!AM & Ellen (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream), fanfiction - Character, "My cat hates new people." Cat immediately warms up to new person, advanced AI takes the form of a cat, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, cat wakes up their human at 3am every day, Character tries hard to impress cat and cat is having none of it, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Human is cat's scratching post, Outgoing Person and Their Grumpy Cat, Transformed Character Didn't Expect to Enjoy Being Stroked, Your Cat Is An Asshole, Winning Over Partner's Cat, Rehabilitating a Feral Cat
I'd LOVE Cat AM! I just find an AU where he was always a Cat is so amusing to me. Is he Ellen or Ted's cat (or a stray that has invited himself in?). How did they get him? Why is this cat so mean? He doesn't seem to like people- but he won't leave either of those two.
I also have some ai/transformed tags- if you'd like have AM be the allied mastercomputer... but then he chooses the cat life instead of destroying all of humanity. He has a body... so is he content?
I just find AM!Cat very amusing!
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person
Request 2 by Kaz3313
Team Fortress 2
Spy & Cat (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Spy & Cat (Team Fortress 2), Scout & Scout's Children & Cat (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/CatPerson!Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Demoman/Soldier & Cat (Team Fortress 2), CatPerson!Pyro/Scout (Team Fortress 2), fanfiction - Character, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, Cat person biting others, Cat person hiding under bed, Catperson Kneading After Orgasm, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Gifting Someone Lonely/Depressed with a Cat, Purring to Self-Soothe, Team Fortress 2 - Mercenary Team Accidentally Adopts a Cat, Your Cat Is An Asshole
The Tf2 freeform tag wasn't added by me- But I thank whoever nominated that one! I'd love any 'this is the base cat' fics! I have specific ships I'd love to see 'share' the cat But anyone interaction with the cat would be lovely!
Scout & Scout-Lings having a cat would be very cute. Scout teaches them responsibility! I also think the free kittens box paired with this relation would be quite cute/funny
Cat!Person Pyro: I love any Pyro is a Creature fics! So them revealed as a Cat person would be wonderful!
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person, Pyro using singular she or he pronouns (she/he, they/them, neoprnouns, or any combination of pronouns are welcome!)
Request 3 by Kaz3313
Gravity Falls
Solo: CatPerson!Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls), Solo: Cat!Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls), Ford Pines/Stan Pines & Cat (Gravity Falls), CatPerson!Bill Cipher/Stan Pines (Gravity Falls), CatPerson!Bill Cipher/Ford Pines (Gravity Falls), Cat!Bill Cipher & Stan Pines (Gravity Falls), Cat!Bill Cipher & Ford Pines (Gravity Falls), fanfiction - Character, Accidentally Summoning a Cat Demon, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat character pretending to be a normal cat is more physically affectionate than they are as a human, Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, cat is secretly the most powerful entity in the universe, Catperson Kneading After Orgasm, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, Purring to Self-Soothe, Transformation – adjusting to being a cat/catperson, Transformed Character Didn't Expect to Enjoy Being Stroked, Your Cat Is An Asshole, Cat's pov
I have lots of thoughts on various Cat Bill.
'human' can be used to mean inter-dimensional dream demon for tags!
Cat Bill: This can be a cursed/reincarnated Bill Cipher cat! Him having his memories but now is just a cute mostly-harmless cat would be lovely. He can be flustered by this... but he learns to love his new cat-life. Or, maybe in an AU where he always was just a little cat... (is he still evil? Or only Cat-mischief Evil? Up to you!)
(Not tagged- but if you want to lean into Cat-Shifter Bill that's very welcome as well! I'm not picky if he tricks people in a Cat-Form!)
Cat Person: A lot of people toy with ideas of a 'human-bill' so what about a cat person bill? He can always be a person OR this can be a new development. His ships with Stan and Ford can be combined to make a poly ship!
Stan/Ford & Cat: This can very well be Cat!Bill BUT just as well can be their own lovely cat. I would love a strange/weird cat. A cat that they pick up on their post-canon travels that just isn't quite right!
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person*
*Cat!Bill who's been reincarnated having a crush on Ford due to lingering memories of the past is Okay!
Request 4 by Kaz3313
Deltarune (Video Game)
Cat Mike/Cowboy Hat Mike/Small Mike (Deltarune), Spamton G. Spamton/Tenna & Cat (Deltarune), Noelle Holiday & Kris & Susie & Cat (Deltarune), Noelle Holiday & Cat!Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune), Kris & Cat!Tenna (Deltarune), fanfiction - Character, accidental kitten acquisition, Adopting a Cat as a Couple, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat interrupts live TV interview, Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, Cat meet Christmas tree, Dirty traitor cat likes new person more than owner, Finds Box of Free Kittens; Takes Home ALL OF THEM, my parents said they'll let me keep the cat if i ace this test so please help math make sense, Your Cat Is An Asshole, Cat person biting others, Cat person being shy, Cat person stuck in tree, Cat person blushing, Congratulations! You're Having Kittens!
Noelle & Kris & Susie (& Cat!): I'd love to see these three adopting a cat together (between the three it can be shippy or platonic! Im okay with both!) Do they bring them between their houses? Are they hiding them at the school? (Does the cat follow them into the dark worlds and has adventures with them!). Id find it all very fun/cute!
Kris & Cat!Tenna + Noelle & Cat!Spamton: Feel free to ship the Spamtenna Cats,, I've seen a bit of fanart with both these ideas and I think a fic would be so sweet?! Playdates? Noelle pampering her trash cat while Kris picks up Cat!Tenna totally wrong but he'd never scratch them. I think them as children would be cute but Teen/Tween Kris and Noelle is good!
Tenna/Spamton & Cat: I love couples adopting cats,, is it a studio cat? Does it follow them around? What kind of shenanigans does it get into? Does the cat have... more cats! All cat things are welcome
Cat Mike, Cowboy Hat Mike, Small Mike: One of them is a cat!person (well! basically a cat!person). I find this trio very endearing- especially as a polycule-. I also find 'Cat Mike' wearing his costume even when the others aren't/when their "not the Mikes" to be very very cute.
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14),Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person, Kris using other pronouns then they/them
Request 5 by Kaz3313
Red Dwarf (UK TV)
The Cat & Kryten (Red Dwarf), The Cat/Kryten (Red Dwarf), The Cat & Dave Lister (Red Dwarf), The Cat & Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf), The Cat/Dave Lister/Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf), The Cat/Dave Lister (Red Dwarf), fanfiction - Character, Belly Rubs (Consensual), Cat coughs up unexpected object(s), Cat Forced to Wear Silly Halloween Costume, Cat person biting others, Cat person hiding under bed, Catperson building nest for human partner/family member; very determined to make it perfect, Catperson Kneading After Orgasm, Purring to Self-Soothe
The Cat himself! I'd love any fic with his dynamics with the others- platonic and romantic/sexual welcome! I really love the canon humor of the show- but feel free to make something fluffy (or angsty!)
I think the kneading tag is especially great for ships <3
DNW: Watersports, Scat, Omegaverse, Extreme Underage (under 14), Bestiality- Cat/Cat is Good. CatPerson/Human is Good. Cursed to Be Cat/Human is Good. Anything of equal sentience is good with each other! Just not looking for This Is A Literal Cat/Human Person
